Build A Rocket Boys

Don't they know those days are golden?
Build a rocket boys!
Build a rocket boys!

Easter Holidays:

Monday - I wake up to an empty house and a list of chores. I pack up my make shift bed as I'm currently sleeping downstairs due to various rooms being decorated upstairs. I introduce myself to Colin (the decorator) who I find covered in dust in one of the bedrooms. I make him a coffee whilst contemplating to myself why he is covered in dust if he's painting a wall. I treat him to a Breakaway biscuit with his drink.

Before 12 o'clock I'm also meant to be letting in another skilled worker, this time a plumber to sort out the system and handle on the toilet in one of the en suites. He arrives on time. I'm now alone in my house with a decorator and a plumber - is to obvious to make a porno joke?

Tuesday - A nice thing to do is to contradict demeaning graffiti. It's pretty shit to see some unimaginative tithead write 'Steve smells' on a pub toilet tile. Therefore, I'm now going to start to write 'Behave, no he doesn't' underneath. Karma comes into play. Winning.

The most exciting thing I've done today is go to Dunelm Mill to pick out some new blinds for the bedrooms. My opinion gets vastly overlooked by both parents and a heated debated simmers over 5ft or 6ft blinds.

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